Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A Real Smart Truck

A Real Smart Truck
New Truck built by a company
which didn’t get bail out money..!!!





Bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck .
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

‘Nelson,’ the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’ and in an instant,
’ Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy and for the next few days,
Every time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’
I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, ‘Asshole!’
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
John Boehner
Damn I love this truck….

Also See
2012 Ford Mustang Boss http://youtu.be/L27_kE29mV0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=L27_kE29mV0
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